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2007-09-17

I'm a multimillionnaire / Estou rico !!!


Caros amigos e visitantes. Hoje quero-vos deixar partilhar da minha extraordinária riqueza.

Só hoje ao abrir «my Yahoo mail box» descubro vejam lá bem:

1) Central Bank Nigerian - Payment update 2007
2) Peugeot Automobiles Lottery : You Won
3) UK National Lottery : You won
4) Coca-Cola award Team : Your email ID was picked.

Atenção é mesmo verdade. Não é história. No mesmo dia recebi estes prémios todos. Não acreditam? Vejam então o desenvolvimento:

1) « CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA. Our Ref: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/07 OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION OF FUNDS DEPOSITED IN YOUR NAME AND IT IS NOT A SALES SOLICITATION. ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,

A benefactor whose identity can not be disclosed because of the Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement that was signed with the said benefactor when the funds were being deposited in the Central Bank of Nigeria, made you the beneficiary of a package containing some amount of money and stated clearly that you should only be contacted when the time signed for it to be in our care elapses and the time has already elapsed that is why you are being contacted. The Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the benefactor mandates us to fully divulge and disclose the benefactor's identity 18 months after you; the beneficiary has received the funds. The funds totals $10.000, 000.00 (Ten Millio n Dollars) I shall re-confirm to you are fully free of any liens, or encumbrances and are clean, clear and non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH. ...».

I didn't know I had Nigerian ancestrals / Não sabia que tinha ancestrais nigerianos!

2) «PEUGEOT AUTOMOBILES LOTTERY

Attn: Winner, This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £300,000.00 (Three Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) and a brand new Peugeot 407 Car,From the International online programs held on the 16th of september 2007 in London the United Kingdom .The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized Email selection system (ESS) from a database of over250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world The Peugeot Car Promotional Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board ...».

My new car is a Peugeot 407 / Agora vou andar de Peugeot 407!

3) «Uk National Lottery PO Box 42 Peter borough SE15 2UD UNITED KINGDOM

ATTENTION: Winner. This is the official result of the UK 2007 LOTTERY PROGRAM held on 14th of September, 2007. Your e-mail address drew the winning lucky numbers: 04, 05, 16, 19, 21, 49 & 20. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500.000.00(G.B.P) in cash credited. To file for your claim please kindly provide the following informations and send it to our Fiduciary Agent who shall clear you as a winner...»

Wow more £ 500.000. My name will appear in next Forbs issue as one of the most rich men / Mais 500.000 lecas. Não tenham dúvida que o meu nome vai aparecer na próxima capa da Forbs.

4) «COCA-COLA WEB LOTTERY;

This is to inform you that your email address drawn with BATCH: 2007MJL-01,REF NO: MSW-L/200-334841,SERIAL NO:S/N-00179 consequently won you 1,000,000.00 GBP (One Million Greate British Pounds) in the 2nd category. Your email was picked; contact the underlisted for claims procedure».

One million more. Coca-Cola for whole life and whole family ...

Conclusão: Como vêem, estou demasiado rico e quero partilhar a minha fortuna com todos os meus leitores. Assim, sem sorteio, para terem uma fracção de todos os prémios acima só têm que colocar um comentário com o vosso email e um parte dos prémios ganhos acima será partilhada convosco...

Pelo menos no mundo virtual ganhámos sempre alguma coisa ... virtual e porque não, pelo menos boa disposição real. Tenham uma bela semana...

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